OK, you can talk about how cool it was that you didn't grow up in the closet. I can't because Texas and Jesus and assholes.

But don't worry. i got into men by watching pro wrestling on TV and You Tube.

So there's this hot man, Al Perez. Nice muscle. Handsome face.

it's amazing how he always got into trouble. Here the Brooklyn Bomber has him outside the ropes hanging upside down...

That looks REAL painful... hard to believe someone would hang a sexy man upside down and put him through that much pain on television... in front of the children.

And as if that's not bad enough, the Bomber BITES that amazing muscle thigh. And little Atlas instantly went through puberty...

I have to let you know, I dont know who won...

https://youtu.be/aVm9dTdjeE4